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Official Communication of the Office of the President of the United States of America.
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My Fellow Americans.
Yesterday we witnessed a very unusual astronomic phenomenon. A massive cloud of dust and meteors passed by our planet, blocking out the sun world wide. What should have been a historic day for science became a day that will live in infamy.
Evil men took advantage of the darkness to perpetrate attacks on our fellow citizens. The victims were moms and dads, sons and daughters, friends and neighbors. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror and many are still missing. These acts of mass murder were intended to frighten our nation into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. Our country is strong.
The search is underway for those who were behind these evil acts. I have directed the full resources of our intelligence and law enforcement communities to find those responsible and to bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
Thank you. Good night. And God bless America.
President of the United States of America